LOCO GRINGOS
Texas Ranger Man

artist: Various Artists
label: TRIPLE X RECORDS 51043-1
title: DUDE, YOU ROCK! - DALLAS 1990
release: 1990, USA, 12" LP, red vinyl with insert sheet
A-side:
  1. COURSE OF EMPIRE
    God's Jig (3:59)
    (Course Of Empire)
  2. THREE ON A HILL
    Overdrive (3:51)
    (Peter Schmidtl)
  3. DECADENT DUB TEAM
    (Makin' Funky) Money (4:56)
    (Jeff Liles - Mark Griffin)
  4. RIGOR MORTIS
    Grudge Fuck (1:49)
    (Rigor Mortis)
  5. LOCO GRINGOS
    Texas Ranger Man (3:19)
    (Doug Sahm)
  6. SCAM
    The Culprit (3:45)
    (George Reagan - Scott Crump)
B-side:
  1. SEDITION
    Sedition (3:29)
    (Peter Lee)
  2. LITHIUM X-MAS
    Love Buzz (4:31)
    (R. van Leeuwen)
  3. HASH PALACE
    Let's Get Lost (3:39)
    (Terry Ciarlino)
  4. REV. HORTON HEAT
    Speed Demon (2:47)
    (Horton Heat)
  5. LAST RITES
    Train Girl / You're So Fuckin' Great (3:25)
    (Last Rites)
  6. END OVER END
    Bringin' It Down By Hand (4:22)
    (Kevin Moore - Tench Coxe - David Mabry)
comment #1:

details about A5 Loco Gringos - "Texas Ranger Man":
recorded and arranged by Loco Gringos
recorded by John Early at Studio Southwest in Sunnyvale, Texas in March 1988
produced by Brian Forehand and Loco Gringos
mixed by all of the above

band members:
Pepe Lopez - lead guitar, vocals
Paco Blanco - bass, backing vocals
Pancho Cuervo - guitar, backing vocals
Pablo Cruz - drums, backing vocals
Tubb Rex - road crew

Loco Gringos endorses Jagermeister and Corn Beer.

comment #2: song B2: Robby van Leeuwen was a member of the Dutch 60's group Shocking Blue (their biggest hit was "Venus").

 

 
artist: LOCO GRINGOS
label: EXISTENTIAL VACUUM RECORDS EV-03
title: LOCO GRINGOS
release: 1992, USA, 12" LP with insert sheet
A-side:
  1. Texas Ranger Man
  2. Fruit Fly
  3. Burrito Electrico
  4. Hug A Jug
  5. Let's Talk About Beer
  6. Nuture My Pig
B-side:
  1. Ain't No Corn Dogs
  2. Kinda Strange
  3. Beer Corral
  4. Mud Song *
  5. Mescal Breakfast *
comment #1: "All Songs © 1992 Loco Gringos"
comment #2:

recorded at Studio Southwest
produced by Brian Forehand
* recorded at Planet Dallas
with Pancho on bass

comment #3: Pepe Lopez - guitar, vocals
Pablo Cruz - drums
Paco T. Blanco - bass
Pancho Cuervo - bass, guitar
liner notes as printed on insert: When the dust settles and the smoke clears, it still seems pretty dusty and smokey.
The LOCO GRINGOS' story began in 1985. Tom Foote decided to start a band with his brother Don and long-time friend Grant. Since none of them wanted to be front man, the duties fell to Tom. After all, this was his idea. On an all-night binge Tom came up with the core of what would be the LOCO GRINGOS. He penned three of the band's best known songs: "Mescal Breakfast", "Nurture My Pig", and "Fruit Fly". Tom had a lot of ideas that night, but the main idea remains - "ROCK THE KIDS".
The LOCO GRINGOS started playing gigs and quickly developed their distinctive style, along with a growing family of devoted fans. There were beers and smokes to bum, girls to boink and sofas to sleep on.  The LOCO GRINGOS were hosts to the never-ending party.
Early in 1988, Pancho left the band, but would return later as the second guitarist. In his stead came bassist Paco T. Blanco (Crash) fresh from the COOKIN' ONES. And so started the era of dreadlocks. The band toured with the HICKOIDS, played a lot, drank a lot and lots of stuff happened. Crash and I quickly realized that it would be impossible to relate our favorite LOCO GRINGOS stories, due to spacial considerations, so feel free to tell your own.
Along the way, the LOCO GRINGOS seemed to gather a lot of "stuff". Some things came and went, while others became LOCO GRINGOS icons. Most were pieces of the overall "Mexican Desert" theme - cow skulls, cactus, sombreros - while others became LOCO GRINGOS trademarks - corn dogs, "FUCK YOU, WE'RE FROM TEXAS" T-shirts, the Posada "Don Juan" painting, the burning burro. Corn dog sales brought in even more money than the nubile gurlies daddies' credit cards did. Schaefer was the beer of choice, although anything (other than Coors or anything "lite") would do. The party was at its peak.
On Saturday, June 16, 1990, the party ended with the untimely passing of front man TOM FOOTE, which brings us to the record. The LOCO GRINGOS were a live band, a lifestyle, a carnival of the senses that could never be fully appreciated in the context of a studio recording; here are the legendary LOCO GRINGOS - a band whose like we shall never know again.
- Barry Kooda

 

artist: LOCO GRINGOS
label: SAUSTEX SEX0603
title: LOCO GRINGOS
release: November 14, 2006, USA, CD [15/44:52]
tracks:
  1. Texas Ranger Man
    (Doug Sahm)
  2. Fruit Fly
    (Tom Foote - Grant Sheffield)
  3. Burrito Electrico
    (Tom Foote - Grant Sheffield)
  4. Hug A Jug
    (Tom Foote - Grant Sheffield)
  5. Talk About Beer
    (Tom Foote - Grant Sheffield)
  6. Nuture My Pig
    (Tom Foote - Grant Sheffield)
  7. Ain't No Corndogs
    (Tom Foote - Grant Sheffield)
  8. Kinda' Strange
    (Tom Foote and the Chiggers)
  9. Beer Corral
    (Tom Foote - Grant Sheffield)
  10. Mud Song
    (Tom Foote - Grant Sheffield)
  11. Mescal Breakfast
    (Tom Foote - Grant Sheffield)
  12. Kill The Next Thief I Catch
    (Tom Foote - Grant Sheffield)
  13. Hug A Jug
    (Tom Foote - Grant Sheffield)
  14. Thinkin' 'Bout Drinkin'
    (Tom Foote - Grant Sheffield)
  15. Who's To Blame?
    (Tom Foote and the Chiggers)
comment #1:

Tracks 1-9 recorded at Studio Southwest. Produced by Brian Forehand.
Tracks 10 & 11 recorded at Planet Dallas with Pancho on the bass.
Tracks 1-11 originally released on Existential Vacuum in 1992 (see above).

Bonus tracks 12-15 recorded live at the Cannibal Club, Austin, TX, Halloween 1987 (?).

All songs written by Tom Foote and Grant Sheffield © 1986

the complete
liner notes:

When the dust settles and the smoke clears, it still seems pretty dusty and smokey.

The Loco Gringos story began in 1985 when Tom Foote (a.k.a. Pepe Lopez) decided to start a band with his brother, drummer Don Foote (a.k.a. Pablo Cruz) of Dallas punkers the Devices and longtime friend, bassist Grant Sheffield (a.k.a. Pancho Cuervo). Since none of them wanted to be front man, the duties fell to the tall, ruggedly handsome and naturally charismatic Tom. After all, this was his idea. During a couple of all-night binges Tom and Grant came up with the core of what would be the Loco Gringos ideology and repertoire. They penned two of the band's best known songs: "Nurture My Pig", and "Fruit Fly". They had a lot of ideas those nights, but the main idea remained- "ROCK THE KIDS !".
The band started playing gigs and quickly developed their distinctive style, wry, sexual, lurching cow-punk with underpinnings of island and latin grooves, along with a growing family of devoted fans. There were beers and smokes to bum, girls to boink and sofas to sleep on.  The Locos and their pad, "Gringo Manor", were hosts to the never-ending party.
Along the way, the Loco Gringos seemed to gather a lot of "stuff". Most were pieces of the overall "Mexican Desert" theme; cow skulls, cactus, sombreros. Others became Loco Gringo icons; the short bus painted like a Mexican flag, the Day of the Dead-themed and tequila bottle- mohawked Hearse (which received a haircut in a drive-by shooting), corn dogs (deep-fried both on and off stage), "FUCK YOU, WE'RE FROM TEXAS" T-shirts, the Posada "Don Juan" painting, the burning burro. "Fuck You" shirts and corn dog sales brought in even more money than the paternal issue credit cards courtesy of the seemingly ever=present and endless gaggle of nubile gurlies. Schaeffer was the beer of choice, although anything other than Coors or brands containing the words "Light" or "Lite", would do. The party was at its peak.
Early in 1988 Pancho left the band, but would return later as the second guitarist. In his stead came bassist Mark "Crash" Chambers (a.k.a. Paco T. Blanco) fresh from the Cookin' Ones, and so began the era of the band's trademark dreadlocks. The band played a lot and drank even more. Pepe had a propensity to go missing in action, foregoing shows, rehearsals and interviews on numerous occasions. Nevertheless, the band remained an in-demand mainstay of the burgeoning Deep Ellum scene and even attracted the attention of Capitol Records reps at one point in time (although the reps' expense accounts were probably heavily scrutinized by their higher-ups back in Hollywood). The band was more than capable of churning out an ass kicking set of rock and roll, but with seeming indifference, rarely did. The usual Gringos show more closely rsembled a haphazard ritual piece of performance art staged in the red-light district of a bordertown whose well had been spiked. It was a tragi-comic rock and roll circus that would have left Bukowski and Burroughs grinning and Springsteen and Huey Lweis slack-jawed blushing. The party was at its peak.
On Saturday, June 16th, 1990, the party came to a grinding halt with the untimely passing of front man Tom Foote, which brings us to the record. The Loco Gringos were a live band, a lifestyle, a carnival of the senses that could never be fully appreciated in the context of a studio recording and as such this disc can offer only a sonic glimpse into this fuck-all freak show; however here are the legendary LOCO GRINGOS - a band whose likes we shall never know again.
- Barry Kooda con Jeff Smith

   

flyer & poster for the New Years Eve concert on December 31, 2006